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Soul-Dreamer Prologue

“Air, water, earth, fire, earth, metal, cooking, all are types of soul-magic, and there are many more, but each person only gets given a maximum of three. They will only be able to do it by leaving their body behind and casting magic with their soul and through their soul. And they may get them all at once, or over a long period of time, but only one will get the gift of all of them all at once, and this one will use it by transforming their body into soul energy, thus leaving no vulnerable body behind, and this one will come to the most oppressed country at a time when the world of Soul-Magicians is in chaos unimaginabl

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Spontaneous StoryI woke up. There was a sharp blade at my throat. My instincts kicked in. I grabbed the rather burly arm that was holding me there and pulled hard, throwing the man holding me across the room. He yells in surprise as he flies through the air. But it is not the surprise that a mugger or kidnapper would yell in. My instincts let go of me and I look around. I am leaning back in my favorite barbershop and have about a quarter of my face covered in shaving cream. My barber is getting up from the floor and shaking his head. I then realize what happened Spontaneous Story
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Soul-Dreamer Chapter TwoIt had been a few days since his birthday and he was in another one of his training sessions. It seemed like Taspod had forgotten, and he was about to talk to him about it, when Taspod had suddenly stopped as they were walking and said, “This looks like a good spot.” They had just passed a large building, one of the newer ones, and they were in a somewhat small alleyway. The walls went up about twenty or thirty feet and it was a rather dark and secluded spot. So when Taspod announced that it looked like a good spot, Gustof was confused. It turned out, as you may have guessed, th Soul-Dreamer Chapter Two
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Soul-Dreamer Chapter 1The wind was tearing against the tent’s sides, and nothing that the people inside tried to do could stop it. Qian Overlast was having her first child and there was quite the storm trying to tear apart the tent that Qian and Clijo Overlast along with Dratos Stratovier and his wife Chemocr, the midwife were anxiously awaiting the new arrival to the Overlast family. Qian was a fair skinned brunette who was normally very skinny, but was bulging to the point of bursting. She was also slightly angular, but not quite like the elves of legend and lore. Her husband was a tall man with wild and unruly br Soul-Dreamer Chapter 1
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An introduction

Tue Nov 13, 2007, 10:23 AM

An explanation of my user name:

A guru is one who knows a lot, if not everything, about a certain subject.

A mage is one who practices magic

You should know what a man is

I am accepting requests for making drawings in vector art...
Send me a note with your request if you want me to make one for you... Unless you are one of my sisters, then just walk up to me and ask me.

I got my AS with the Computer Software Developer major!!!!

I am taking college courses again, this time at a four year University. I AM BUSY... please be paitient as more chapters of my as yet uncommented-on story will come, but might not come for quite a long time.

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Favourite genre of music: Oldies
Favourite style of art: Vector Art
Operating System: Windows and Linux
MP3 player of choice: anything but iPods
Favourite game: Mario Kart DS
Favourite gaming platform: Nintendo DS
Favourite cartoon character: Aang(I think)
Personal Quote: See my signature...
Tools of the Trade: Inkscape

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~tigerbumm Sep 18, 2007, 10:25:04 PM

no biggy, its great!!

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to me, the mistakes were a sign of getting curious with your pencil..
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~obsessedwithcats Apr 10, 2007, 5:50:05 PM

THIS IS A HUG CERTIFICATE ! !

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You might send it to your enemies as well!
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If you don't receive this back, nobody likes you, and they wish you'd stop bugging them!

If you receive this back 1 time, open up! Find more friends, enemies, or enemies pretending to be friends

If you receive this back 2 times . You're off to a good start, unless you sent it to yourself. That's cheating!

If you receive this back 3 times. You're a good friend.

If you receive this back 4 times. You are truely loved as a friend!!

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*dingding* RULES:
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4- You should kiss them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitely get started kissing right away!

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I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.

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~PhantomXwhisper Mar 30, 2007, 11:50:54 AM

This Is Bunny!!
Copy and paste bunny into your
signature to help him gain world domination. !!

~~It taste Like soap but it doesnt really taste like soap~~

JackOffJill club :[link]

~GuruMageMan Mar 31, 2007, 7:53:01 PM

Yay, I've been hugged!
Thanx

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"If you can't understand me, you aren't smart enough..."
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"Understanding me is like enlightenment, you have to work very hard to get there, but once you achieve it, it is worth your time more often than not..."

~PhantomXwhisper Mar 31, 2007, 8:00:09 PM

yup your welcome

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This Is Bunny!!
Copy and paste bunny into your
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~~It taste Like soap but it doesnt really taste like soap~~

JackOffJill club :[link]

~Throntre Mar 22, 2007, 8:13:01 PM

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98% of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2% who hasn't, copy & paste this into your signature.

~GuruMageMan Mar 23, 2007, 7:23:12 PM

Thanks much!

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"If you can't understand me, you aren't smart enough..."
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"Understanding me is like enlightenment, you have to work very hard to get there, but once you achieve it, it is worth your time more often than not..."

~nightmareslayer Mar 21, 2007, 11:17:09 PM

Officially second in charge of the Knights In Kinda Shiny Armour (KIKSA) on the Kingdom Of Loathing!

~GuruMageMan Mar 22, 2007, 9:17:51 AM

Thank you!!

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"If you can't understand me, you aren't smart enough..."
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"Understanding me is like enlightenment, you have to work very hard to get there, but once you achieve it, it is worth your time more often than not..."

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